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John Carter

Reviewed on March 23rd, 2012

Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Taylor Kitsch & Samantha Morton
PG-13      2 hours 12 minutes

The film tells the story of war-weary, former military captain John Carter who is inexplicably transported to Mars where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in a conflict of epic proportions amongst the inhabitants of the planet, including Tars Tarkas and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris. In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.


  1. Posted by terry on April 2nd, 2012, 04:29 [Reply]

    Sophie maybe in the future you could give us a couple more reasons you gave the movie the score you gave it.

  2. Posted by anonymous on October 29th, 2013, 21:51 [Reply]

    well Sophie i kinda agree that the movie could have been loads better but the idea comes from a trilogy book series written by Edger Rice Borroughs. These were the first big science fiction books of the time. He started them in the early 1900’s just though you should know if you ever wanted to look into reading them. Its the next series i plan to read. Heres a link if you want to learn more about the books
    this is all three books

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