Topless Movie Reviews http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com new movies reviewed by sexy topless girls, updated every week Thu, 28 Mar 2013 03:15:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Spring Breakers http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/spring-breakers/ http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/spring-breakers/#comments Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:00:33 +0000 MovieReviews http://www.toplessmoviereviews.com/?p=969
Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens
R      1 hour 34 minutes

Four college girls land in jail after their Spring Break partying goes off the rails. They find themselves bailed out by a local drug dealer who takes them under his wing.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Leelee Sobieski & Jamie Kennedy
R      1 hour 36 minutes

‘Finding Bliss’ is a cutting edge romantic comedy that explores the adult film industry through the eyes of an idealistic 25-year-old award-winning film school grad, Jody Balaban (Leelee Sobieski), new to Los Angeles.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Halle Berry & Abigail Breslin
R      1 hour 34 minutes

When veteran 911 operator, Jordan (Halle Berry), takes a life-altering call from a teenage girl (Abigail Breslin) who has just been abducted, she realizes that she must confront a killer from her past in order to save the girl’s life.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Ethan Hawke & Juliet Rylance
R      1 hour 50 minutes

SINISTER is a frightening new thriller from the producer of the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY films and the writer-director of THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box of mysterious, disturbing home movies that plunge his family into a nightmarish experience of supernatural horror.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Liam Neeson & Famke Janssen
PG-13      1 hour 31 minutes

Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a “particular set of skills” who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim from kidnappers. When the father of one of the villains Bryan killed swears revenge, and takes Bryan and his wife hostage in Istanbul, Bryan enlists Kim to help them escape. Bryan then employs his unique tactics to get his family to safety and systematically take out the kidnappers, one by one.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Bruce Willis
R      1 hour 58 minutes

In the futuristic action thriller Looper, time travel will be invented – but it will be illegal and only available on the black market. When the mob wants to get rid of someone, they will send their target 30 years into the past, where a “looper” – a hired gun, like Joe – is waiting to mop up. Joe is getting rich and life is good… until the day the mob decides to “close the loop,” sending back Joe’s future self for assassination.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Jeffrey Dean Morgan & Kyra Sedgwick
PG-13      1 hour 32 minutes

Based on a true story, The Possession is the terrifying story of how one family must unite in order to survive the wrath of an unspeakable evil. Clyde (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) and Stephanie Brenek (Kyra Sedgwick) see little cause for alarm when their youngest daughter Em becomes oddly obsessed with an antique wooden box she purchased at a yard sale. But as Em’s behavior becomes increasingly erratic, the couple fears the presence of a malevolent force in their midst, only to discover that the box was built to contain a dibbuk, a dislocated spirit that inhabits and ultimately devours its human host.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Jeremy Renner & Rachel Weisz
PG-13      2 hours 15 minutes

The narrative architect behind the Bourne film series, Tony Gilroy, takes the helm in the next chapter of the hugely popular espionage franchise that has earned almost $1 billion at the global box office: The Bourne Legacy. The writer/director expands the Bourne universe created by Robert Ludlum with an original story that introduces us to a new hero (Jeremy Renner) whose life-or-death stakes have been triggered by the events of the first three films.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Noomi Rapace & Michael Fassbender
R      2 hours 4 minutes

Ridley Scott, director of “Alien” and “Blade Runner,” returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.

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Review by Sophie Dee

Starring: Kristen Stewart & Chris Hemsworth
PG-13      2 hours 7 minutes

In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Charlize Theron) out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth, Thor) dispatched to kill her. Sam Claflin (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) joins the cast as the prince long enchanted by Snow White’s beauty and power.

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